Rick,
Thankyou - and now to try and express how I am feeling I turn, naturally, to East Coast hip hop from the early 90s..
From 'Jump Around' by House of Pain...
I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
... that's the relevant line I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop
not sure about this - I do eat pig and I only dabbled with vegetarianism for a very brief spell as a teenager - nothing to do with the police Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
... Yeah I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe
...Yes or I will score a consistent series of 3rds, 4ths and 6ths If your girl steps up, I'm smackin' the hoe
... I won't Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
...or notI got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms
...although ironically 'Rhymes' and 'Psalms' isn't a good rhymeSo while it doesn't quite capture the whole mood I encourage you all to - Jump Around, Jump Around, Jump Up, Jump Up and Get Down.